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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Then a hole will soon appear,
    Keeping us from things that we love.

    Artist: Roger Emerson
    Song: The 'O' Zone
    Real Lyric: Then a hole will soon appear,Ultraviolet we fear,Keeping us from things that we love.

    The story:

    It wasn't me, it was my sister practicing for her school musical
    (Assignment: Earth.) When she rattled off "Ultraviolectrifere", I gave
    her a weird look and said, "What on earth is that?? I've never heard
    of it." She told me that's the way everyone sang it. Though I set her
    straight, when I went to the performance, sure enough - all the
    other kids in the chorus sang "Ultraviolectrifere" when they arrived
    at that line. It does sound like pretty toxic stuff, I'll admit!

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