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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The xylophone, it injured my kazoo.

    Artist: Four Seasons
    Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up,Smack my b***h up

    The story:

    My husband and I were eating dinner in Las Vegas. There was music in the background and the song came on. When it came to those lyrics, I asked my husband what he thought they were, and he told me the real words. I finally stopped laughing long enough to tell him what I thought they were for the last 30 years. Then he told me his favorite misheard lyric ("Rhythm Tootsia", or "Driven to Tears" by The Police). I just about fell on the floor laughing.

    Let me close by saying that I feel validated that someone else heard "xylophone"!! See? I'm not the only one!

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    Hey, I get it now. The "real" lyric above is inappropriate for this song, but "The xylophone, it injured my kazoo" is misheard for "As I recall, it ended much too soon", which is a lyric in the song.

    Marcus Jun 17, 2014 3:35 pm

    Are you sure you're talking about the right song? I seriously doubt The Four Seasons would be singing a lyric with that B word in it!

    Marcus Jan 24, 2014 6:52 pm