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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The world needs one-eyed peas.
    The world loves one-eyed peas.
    Let's get some more one-eyed peas.

    Artist: The Offspring
    Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes.The world loves wannabes.Let's get some more wannabes.

    The story:

    I had been singing this version for a while, putting its apparent weirdness down to the Offspring's occasional habit of blurting out crazy, fun-filled, zany lyrics in their more "bouncy" songs. THEN ONE DAY I LOOKED IN THE LYRICS BOOKLET. It was a day that would change my life forever, just not much.

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    Almost heard it the same way, I thought it was one eyed bees ha

    katmalone Dec 12, 2012 2:32 pm