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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Weeble and the weapon he made.

    Real Lyric: The weaver in the web that he made.

    The story:

    My friend Serge and I were huge ELP fans. Back in 1975 or so when we first heard this tune, there was no internet, and few ELP fans around to check with, and our version included Weebles, so it inherently made sense.

    Anyway, the concept of someone being caught in a web of his own making would have been lost on a couple of 13-year-olds who liked the idea of Weebles wobbling, not falling down, and arming themselves.

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