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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The way it sees is a day here
    The day will dawn outside of you
    It's a kind of magic,
    There can be only one,
    This race that lasts a thousand years
    Will soon be done

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: The waiting seems eternity,The day will dawn of sanity,It's a kind of magic,There can be only one,This rage that lasts a thousand yearsWill soon be gone

    The story:

    For months I thought this was the lyrics, however silly it is. I
    still sing these lyrics sometimes when I'm listening to this song.
    Don't think it's better than the original, but I still love these

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