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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Watcher In The Tower,
    Waiting For For My Mum

    Artist: Mike Oldfield
    Real Lyric: The Watcher And The Tower,Waiting Hour By Hour
    The story:

    Yes, I know how different the words look when you
    -read- it. But I heard this on a scratchy tape
    listened to at full blast above the deafening raw of a
    998cc Mini engine doing its attempt at breakneck
    motorway speeds. Honestly, give it a try - you can
    definitely hear my version in there.

    I finally realised I was wrong when I bought the CD
    and listened to it through headphones at home.
    Quite apart from being able to hear better, the
    lyrics are printed on the inside cover.

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