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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Unforbidden

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: The Unforgiven (the title of the song)

    The story:

    After the '92 concert in Jax, Florida, me & my two friends were riding home, when one of them commented on all of Metallica's "new fans" that had only responded/knew the words to the few songs that had been played on the radio (ie, Sandman, Unforgiven, Wherever I may Roam, etc.) My other friend (the one driving) said that the only song he knew *all* of the words to was "the unforbidden." After we stopped laughing at him, we came up with "Gary's list of Metallica songs" -
    "One" becomes, of course, "Two"
    "Enter Sandman" becomes "Enter Salesman"
    "Dyer's Eve" becomes "Summer's Eve"
    "The God that Failed" -> "The Wad that Sailed"
    "Creeping Death" -> "Creeping Breath"
    I think we made up "alternate titles" for every Metallica song released up to that point. Gary was not impressed.

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