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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The trip to the zoo

    Artist: Paula Abdul
    Real Lyric: The trip to Brazil

    The story:

    This was in the early 90s. I had an aerobics class with a friend and we were exercizing to this song. My friend asked, "If he's so rich, why is he taking her to the zoo?"

    At first, I thought she was joking, then I realized she was serious! "It's the 'trip to Brazil!'" I laughed. Then, I remembered something else, "You have the tape and the lyrics are in it! You never thought to look?"
    We stopped stepping and laughed like crazy!

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