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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The toast that you dine on.

    Song: Painkiller
    Real Lyric: The dose that you die on.

    The story:

    I was driving when I first heard this song, and when
    I misheard that line, I started laughing
    hysterically. I was thinking, there is no way those
    are the actual lyrics. I meant to look them up, but
    kept forgetting. So every time I heard the song, I
    used the misheard lyrics in place of the actual
    ones. I eventually did look them up out of
    curiosity, but I like the misheard version better.
    It's funny.

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