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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The things you say
    Your cotton bras just gave you away

    Artist: EMF
    Song: Unbelievable
    Real Lyric: The things you sayYour purple prose just gives you away

    The story:

    Okay, so I KNEW this made no sense whatsoever. I kept listening really closely, over and over, every time I heard it on the radio. I simply couldn't hear anything besides "cotton bras." Finally, in a discussion on a message board, someone pointed out the correct lyrics. Even now that I know, it still sounds like "cotton bras" more than like "purple prose. Besdies, I say "purple prose" doesn't make any sense either, and I persist in singing "cotton bras."

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