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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The sun rose on the courtyard
    And they all did hear you say,
    "You always was a nudist
    But I got nude anyway.
    You may have got your silver,
    But I swear upon my life,
    Your sister gave my diamonds,
    And I gave it to your wife."

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: The sun rose on the courtyardAnd they all did hear him say,"You always were a JudasBut I got you anyway.You may have got your silver,But I swear upon my life,Your sister gave me diamonds,And I gave them to your wife."Oh Father, please help me,For I have done wrong.The man's too big.The man's too strong.

    The story:

    I was telling this kid that this verse is Mark Knopfler's most well-written. I gave him my headphones, and when it got to the last line he yelled out for all to hear, "THEY m********e!!!" I told him the whole verse, and we were both surprised how much of it he got wrong.

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