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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The square won't go, the 5 was tumbling, 89 a wonderful thing.

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Hey Nineteen
    Real Lyric: The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian, Make tonight a wonderful thing.



    The story:

    My brother and I both misheard these lyrics when I was about 7 or so and my brother was around 10, but we knew they were wrong. We asked our mom what it really was and wished we hadn't because of the drugs involved. Years later, we still sing along in our own version.

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