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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face

    Artist: David Bowie
    Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine outta place



    The story:

    I am a HUGE David Bowie fan. I have every record and have seen him in concert numerous times. I am 30 and have been a fan since I was about 9 years old.

    I have been singing my own version of this song for years. I even corrected a friend of mine, convincing him that he was wrong (he had it right at the time). Well, we were listening to a bootleg tape where Bowie sang the song a little differently & well, after a few years of convincing my friend I was right, it turned out I was oh so wrong. To this day he still busts my chops about it.

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