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    "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by R.E.M.

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" by R.E.M.? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite" Lyrics

    (extremely slurred)Only charred bacon, u
    Colin should come and wake her up
    Call me in Chadawaika
    "Call me in Jamaica. Call me in Jamaica.
    Calling Cheryl Baker or Calling Jamaic
    Calling Jamaica
    oh ninja baker -or- hominid challawaykal
    Come and eat your bacon now
    come on in chella wake up
    Colin will try to wake her up
    Cum in the bathtub, cum in the bathtub
    If I don't pick up, pick up... The sidew
    The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in
    Co-menu jar-may-cer
    I can always s**t standing up
    Calling Jamaica

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