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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The queer won't go,
    The pine cone run me in

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Hey Nineteen
    Real Lyric: The Cuervo gold,The fine Columbian

    The story:

    I never thought the lyrics I heard made sense, so I thought they must have been on drugs when they wrote them. After all, why would someone sing about a pine cone?

    Then I asked my brother about that pine cone song from Steely Dan, and he laughed. Once the lyrics sunk in, I guess it makes more sense than what I heard.

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