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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The puppy stared at his vegetables

    Artist: Iron Maiden
    Real Lyric: The prophet stared at his crystal ball

    The story:

    Well, I *knew* I was wrong, as I never thought that Iron Maiden would actually be singing about vegetarian puppies, BUT I never bothered learning the real lyrics. So, I would sing my version every time I played the CD until they truly became those words for me. Then, one day, two friends and I were out riding around in my car, and I, while driving, began to sing my words.

    My two friends got really quiet before I noticed they were both snickering. Of course, when I tried to tell them that I *knew* those weren't *really* the words, they answered with guffaws and "Sure, uh huh!"

    Til this day, they still believe I really thought the lyrics were about vegetable-gazing puppies, and they never let me live it down.

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