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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Pig Paradise at the foot of the parking lot.

    Artist: Joni Mitchell
    Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.

    The story:

    I've sung in many choral groups. I can project my voice quite well. On this particular night, I was driving a bunch of my close friends to a party, and and of course singing along with the radio at the top of my voice. All of a sudden, one of my friends turned down the volume, and yelled "WHAT did you just sing??"

    I repeated my version of the lyrics, and declared "See! There!" as they came up again on the radio. My friends were very amused but not at all convinced; they mocked me ruthlessly and publicly for the rest of the night.

    However... I still sing my version. Loudly.

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