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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The piece is gone and the puzzle undone
    And I go ape-s**t

    Artist: Alabama
    Song: Barefootin'
    Real Lyric: Threw 'way her wig and her high sneakers too

    The story:

    Over in the UK, the media decided we needed to clamp down on profanity in songs, when 'Don't Want You Back' (which featured the word 'f***' in every chorus) went to #1. I was discussing this with some of my friends and happened to say 'well Christina Aguilera swore in 'Beautiful', didn't she? You know, when she says 'And I go ape-s**t'?' And all of my friends insisted she didn't say that, and one of them whipped out her iPod and made all of us listen to the allegedly profane lyric. In the end I conceded. :)

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