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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    the only thing a gambler needs
    is a suitcase and a rug
    and the only time he is ever satisfied
    is when he's on a truck

    Artist: The Animals
    Real Lyric: Now the only thing a gambler needs,Is a suitcase and trunk,And the only time he's satisfied,Is when he's on a drunk.

    The story:

    Satisfied gamblers on a truck! And what do they need a rug for?

    My hearing is actually ok, but that version was given by a Karaoke machine in London.

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