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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The one cent forever blue,
    Gun with my seas,
    Walk the dark bad,
    Sleep with angels,
    Score the past for hair,
    Touch me with your lab
    And reveal to me your toothache.

    Artist: Nightwish
    Song: Nemo
    Real Lyric: The once and forever bloom gone with my sins,Walk the dark path,Sleep with angels,Call the past for help,Touch me with your loveAnd reveal to me my true name.

    The story:

    Actually understanding Nightwish lyrics is always a bit of a gamble. They don't really make sense even when you can fight your way through Tarja's slurred (yet gorgeous) singing. I'd always **sumed that, for some reason known only to Nightwish, they had opened a dentistry lab.

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