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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The North side of my salvastrie on the East was facing South.

    Artist: The Who
    Song: Substitute
    Real Lyric: The North side of my house faced East and the East was facing South.

    The story:

    Many years later, I shared my interpretation with a friend. I wasn't much embarrassed, however, since a child's schema for rhyming words is pretty open. Furthermore,the "rock-and-roll" attitude of, "it don't have ta' mean nothin''s just gotta' fit" occurs pretty naturally to your average pre-teen.

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