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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The last train out of Sydneys almost gone
    And in another 7 hours I'll be landing in Hong Kong

    Artist: Cold Chisel
    Song: Khe Sanh
    Real Lyric: Well the last plane out of Sydneys almost gone And only seven flyin' hours, till I'll be landin' in Hong Kong

    The story:

    While singing it at the top of my voice at my 21st Birthday party a dear "friend" pointed out to me and all 200 guests that apart from the movie Back to the Future 3, trains can't fly therefore would have trouble landing in Hong Kong and getting from Sydney to Melbourne on a train in 7 hours is a stretch let alone going all the way to Hong Kong.

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