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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The land lord said your lamp ain't lit
    He may have to lick the wick!
    Don't worry, be happy
    Look at me: I am happy!

    Artist: Bobby McFerrin
    Real Lyric: The land lord say your rent is lateHe may have to litigateDon't worry, be happy Look at me: I am happy! Don't worry, be happy Be happy now............

    The story:

    Sung a capella at at 13. Not along to a radio, or in a noisy place. A capella to my family and a few friends. They almost pissed themselves laughing. I still chuckle at the memory, and still prefer my version.

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