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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The kettle is boiling, the baby awakes

    Artist: Hymns
    Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes



    The story:

    I got in a big fight with all the kids in Kindy because I was sure I was right, no one knew what lowing was, and it seemed to make sense that they sound of the kettle whistle would wake the baby.
    The teacher, acting as an impartial arbitrator, agreed that my version made sense but lead me to see my error.

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