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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Jean Genie lumps in his daks

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Jean Genie
    Real Lyric: The Jean Genie lives on his back

    The story:

    I played the song over and over to try and work out the lyric as I new deep down that I was probably wrong. I updated my version to "loves Jimmy's daks" years later which of course was still wrong. I only found out on here the correct lyrics.

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    For many years I thought the line was "loves Jimmy Stax" - I assumed the founder of Stax records

    thepeer May 24, 2010 7:50 am