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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The ice age is coming,
    The weekends are dead!

    Artist: Clash
    Real Lyric: The ice age is coming,The wheat's growing thin!

    The story:

    Full disclosure: this is not my misheard lyric, but my husband's. He admitted it to me when I told him "London Calling" was my favourite album on our first date. He said that at the time the song came out (1979), he was in university; and in the litany of disaster and portents of disaster it listed, the "weekends going dead" sounded like a perfectly reasonable inclusion. I laughed for about seven minutes, and we celebrated our 11th wedding anniversary this month.

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