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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The guards will betray you
    And I will replace you.

    Artist: Chris Cornell
    Real Lyric: The odds will betray you And I will replace you.

    The story:

    I play bass (and sometimes sing, though not on this tune) in a
    band, and we wanted to cover the song as part of a James Bond-
    themed medley. I'd only heard the song in Casino Royale before
    they showed it to me, but I liked it and listened to it a few more
    times to get the bass part in my head.

    After we were done with the run-through, our guitarist (who
    sings it for us) was singing the tune acapella to himself and I
    joined in. When I got to that line I obviously got it wrong, and
    the rest of the guys had a good laugh. However, given that it
    was a Bond themesong, the notion of the guards betraying you
    seemed perfectly plausible.

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