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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The girl with Colitis walks by

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: The girl with caleidoscope eyes

    The story:

    My friend Kerrie and I were at the bar and I was singing along with the band...Lucy in the Sky with diamonds. When that part came up, I turned to Kerrie and said "that is so gross! Why would they talk about a girl with Colitis???"
    I thought she was going to fall off her chair she was laughing so hard! Mind you, I was 40 years old! I've been singing that for 40 years!! I'm thankful I never sang Karoke!!

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