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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The girl with colitis goes by...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes...

    The story:

    I was all of seven or something and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was on the radio while I was riding in the car with my mom and singing along. I knew Sgt. Pepper’s L.H.C.B. very well but I never knew what colitis was. As I sang it, my mom, being a medical technologist, says, "What did you say??? Do you know that colitis is a colon disease? I said “No” and “What’s a colon?” Then, “What’s a kaleidoscope”? My poor mom had to tiptoe around psychedelics and try and explain to me what kaleidoscope eyes were. Explaining a colon and what it does was the easy part!

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