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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The future teaches you to be alone,
    The present to use afro combes,
    So if I can shoot rabbits,
    Then I can shoot fat sh**s,

    Bollocks for your brain today,
    But we'll forget it all again

    Real Lyric: The future teaches you to be aloneThe present to be afraid and coldSo if I can shoot rabbitsThen I can shoot fascistsBullets for your brain todayBut we'll forget it all again

    The story:

    It just sounded like those words and I was singing along on the radio once and my borther pointed it out to me in between laughing at me.

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