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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    'The Eve of the Performance shone in the lights"

    Artist: Asia
    Real Lyric: The Heat of the Moment shone in your eyes

    The story:

    First time I heard it was in 1983.
    I was in a private high school in Atlanta, so we worked half days & class half days. Working in the school cafeteria, doing dishes, with two other guys and one girl. Radio was on, and the song came on. All of us working were in the school choir, and we had an upcoming choir trip to south Georgia. Bill starts singing along, and he nudges me to join in. Right on the chorus break, I jump in: "It's the eve of the performance, the Eve of the performance..." and then everyone's ROLLING with laughter!

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