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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Earth is movin, but I can't figure out


    You drive me crazy
    I just cant see
    Im so excited, I'm in too deep

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Real Lyric: The Earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground (and...)You drive me crazy,I just cant sleep,Im so excited,I'm in too deep,

    The story:

    My sister heard me singing it out loud in my room and even though she had never heard the song before told me she thought old Britters was singing "but I can't feel the ground " which of course made more sense. So I stopped singing and started listening instead, thus realising the error of my ways. My sister didn't care, she just wanted me to stop singing trashy Pop songs! That was more embarrasing than getting the lyrics wrong! She is two year younger than me!

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