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    The ducks are hazards in the classroom.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom



    The story:

    I was studying with a girlfriend in college when she heard me sing these lyrics, at which point she fell out of her chair laughing, much to my chagrin.

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    I always thought it was "The duck's a hazard in the classroom"! When I read it here, I first thought you had made a mistake and put the real lyrics where the misheard ones go... Roger, you need to work on your pronunciation. ;)

    Lilandra Aug 14, 2012 7:08 am


    @havinagoodlaff there is parody of this song called "another dick in the mall" not sure who made it though. Search google if you want to hear it.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:41 pm


    HAHA :L xx

    LaughItUp123 Apr 26, 2011 9:14 am


    My friend recreated his own lyrics. Instead of another brick in the wall, he changed it to another d*ck in the stall. And how can you get any pudding if you don't eat your meat was changed to how can you get any pudding if you don't beat your me@t. I darn near pissed my pants.

    havinagoodlaff Nov 14, 2010 8:33 pm


    haha I heard it that way too!

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:53 pm


    I thought the lyric was "no dark habits in the classroom" when it first came out!

    katkade May 20, 2009 8:46 pm


    I always knew the correct lyrics, but "ducks are hazards" and "The Dukes of Hazzard" are pretty good alternative lyrics! Nothing like Bo & Luke coming into the classroom for no apparent reason.

    shortstop Feb 22, 2009 2:47 am


    I thought it was Dukes of Hazard too!!

    boobaby Sep 17, 2008 9:27 pm


    I always heard it as: "The Dukes of Hazzard are in the Classroom."

    Werekitty39501 Aug 22, 2008 4:10 pm


    I've also heard it as: "The Dukes of Hazzard are in the Classroom."

    Werekitty39501 Aug 22, 2008 4:07 pm