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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The days are bitter, nights are still so lovely
    Sometimes, I'm the only camel I know
    Sometimes, I'm the only camel I know

    Artist: Train
    Song: Cab
    Real Lyric: The days are better, the nights are still so lonelySometimes I think I'm the only cab on the roadSometimes I think I'm the only cab on the road

    The story:

    I sang this OUT LOUD during a first date with a guy I really liked, in the car which he then almost crashed because he was laughing so hard. He also gave me a camel for my birthday.

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