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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The Cuervo Gold
    The Pine Cone Ruffian
    Make tonight a wonderful thing

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Hey Nineteen
    Real Lyric: The Cuervo GoldThe fine ColumbianMake tonight a wonderful thing

    The story:

    Actually it wasn't me who misheard them it was a coworker singing "Pine Cone Ruffian" loudly. After that I didn't hear a thing, because I was laughing so hard. When I finally composed myself I asked her what a pine cone Ruffian was and she had no answer. To make the situation even funnier, another coworker chimes in and says, the real lyrics are Fine Coat Ruffian. Really.

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