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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me

    Real Lyric: The cross I bear that you gave to me

    The story:

    Well, I was honestly convinced that that was the lyric. It makes sense. You know how people give teddy bears they win at carnivals to people, right?

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    My "intelligent" girlfriend thought it was that too. I heard her singing it that way and I made her repeat it. Knowing that couldn't be the actual lyrics, I looked it up online. Sure enough that was wrong and I got to gloat for a while.

    olso2635 Apr 29, 2008 9:55 pm