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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The corn is as high as an elephant's fly,
    And it looks like it's climbing right up to the sky.

    Real Lyric: The corn is as high as an elephant's eye,And it looks like it's climbing right up to the sky.

    The story:

    This is from the play "Oklahoma." Anyone know the artist's name?It wasn't years - only a few seconds.I was about 8 years old and my parents took me to see my first stageplay - Oklahoma. I began to laugh uncontrollably when I heard what I though were the words. A few people told me to be quiet - my fatherslapped me. They didn't take me to a play again for many years. I still crack up whenever I hear the song and remember this incident.

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