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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The comic store sells hill-lights for riots

    Artist: Kiss
    Song: Cold Gin
    Real Lyric: The girl next door her lights are out yeah

    The story:

    While playing with a cover band years ago, I got a chance to sing this song (along with "Mustang Sally" and "What I Like About You"). I didn't understand this lyric, my copy of the album didn't have a lyric I sang them the way I heard them, even though it made no sense. Our drummer asked me afterwards, "What the hell did you sing? Something about a comic store?" I sheepishly nodded. Our drummer sometime later, presented me with an oil painting, a hillside riot scene, which he had entitled "Murdered Lyrics"

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