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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The chair is not my son

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: The kid is not my son



    The story:

    Not really a single moment that I can recall, I just knew my version could not have been correct (I misheard it when I was like 12) because it never made any sense. I think it was probably the first time I heard it as an adult that I realized what he was really saying. No one else ever knew that I thought that. (Sorry, not a funny story!)

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