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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight.

    Artist: Louis Armstrong
    Real Lyric: I see skies of blue and clouds of whiteThe bright blessed day, the dark sacred nightAnd I think to myself what a wonderful world.



    The story:

    First of all, it wasn't me. Somebody else was putting together a synchronized music/slide show for a presentation using heartwarming pictures. The dogs got slipped in seemingly inexplicably -- that is until I asked what they were doing in there. The author said, "Well, you know...the dogs say goodnight." Oh, p.s. If she reads this I am sorry.

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