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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The bar, the bar, the bar, the salad bar (x3)

    Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
    is what you are.

    Artist: The Pixies
    Song: Gigantic
    Real Lyric: Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball. (x3)Gigantic, gigantic, gigantica big, big love

    The story:

    I had it on in my car with my car with my girlfriend and she thought I was parodying the lyrics to make fun of her, saying that she was gigantic and should eat more salad. I am nowhere near clever enough to come up with that.

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