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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The answer my friend is blow it out your end, the answer is blow it out your end

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind

    The story:

    My mother (ex-hippie) had convinced my sister and I that these were the real lyrics as children. We had the record so I believed her. A few years ago, we were at a Bob Dylan and Paul Simon concert... he played the song and my sister and I sang along oblivious. My mother (and everyone around us!) started laughing so hard that she was crying.

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