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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    That's one ripe tomato

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Dreams
    Real Lyric: That's what love is made of

    The story:

    When I was singing this song (in my head because I sing like a deaf amputee - can't hold a note, can't carry a tune), it never made sense, it wasn't until about three years ago while at work, I realized that Sammy was actually sining "that's what love, is made of..."
    I was embarrassed in my own head, which is more embarrassing than public humiliation (due to the many people living in my head)

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