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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    That was no dj that was isaak Asimov

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Starman
    Real Lyric: That was no dj that was crazy cosmic haze

    The story:

    I'm not the least bit embarrassed. I had to listen closely after
    reading the "real" lyrics to make sure I was wrong.
    I think my verse is funnier and more relevant furhthermore I'm
    working up my one-man / punk banjo tribute to David Bowie
    and if I do do that song I will sing my lyric.

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