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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    That Joss Whedon, his life belongs to me

    Artist: Blind Guardian
    Real Lyric: Gems of treelight, their life belongs to me

    The story:

    I had introduced a friend of mine to Blind Guardian
    mostly because he liked Lord of the Rings. "Into The
    Storm" came from a concept album based off of J.R.R
    Tolkien's stories and I lent it to my friend so he
    could check it out. He comes back later saying "What
    do they have against Joss Whedon?" I asked him what
    he was talking about and he sang the line like that
    and I almost passed out from laughing. Till this day
    he asks what their beef is with Whedon.

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