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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
    You may be a lover but you ain't no dinosaur

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: Tell me, tell me, tell me your answerYou may be a lover but you ain't no dance

    The story:

    I realized how wrong I was after leafing through a Beatles lyric book. I'd always thought it was a bit strange, but, hey, it was the Beatles...Thought maybe it was their way of complimenting her, you know, she's not too old (dinosaur) to ride on the slide!

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