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    Tea, a drink with German bread

    Artist: Soundtracks
    Song: Do-Re-Mi
    Real Lyric: Tea, a drink with jam and bread

    The story:

    At a weekend break in the Derbyshire Peak district with a group of college friends, singing various songs after several glasses of wine. Naturally they pointed out that it would be very unlikely to be "German" bread, as "Maria" and the von Trapp family were having a little local difficulty with the Germans at the time !

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/8/2002 8:21 am

    Age it happened

    43

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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