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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take your pants down, and make it happen

    Real Lyric: Take your passion, and make it happen

    The story:

    The song came over the airwaves at, you guessed it, family Thanksgiving dinner. With grandparents. And I come strutting out with my *big* Olivia sunglasses and start singing along. There were gasps as the little 7-ish me started in on "take your PANTS DOWN...and MAAAKe it HAPPEN!". My mom explained, red-faced, that it was not the right lyric, but I didn't get why it was such a big deal. I really only understood quite a bit later the extent of my Freudian misunderstanding! Just a more honest version of the song, I think!

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