The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My sister and I were getting breakfast ready in the morning, and she told me about a song she heard on the way up here that was really weird and that it was something about "Take your clothes off, Tony Danza" and asked if my mom or I knew what it was. So I thought and said no. I left the room, came back with Elton John stuck in my head and couldn't figure out why, so I told her I couldn't figure it out, and all I could think of was "Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer" and then she gasped, and we realized what she'd done.
Our mom was laughing at us from the other room and shouted the correct lyrics at her.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
10/17/2007 2:15 pm
Age it happened
19
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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