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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Take the last train to Clarksville,
    and I must hang up the phone.
    I can hear you in the snozy well or
    station all alone.
    I'm feelin' low.

    Artist: Monkees
    Real Lyric: Take the last train to Clarksville, and I must hang up the phone.I can't hear you in this noisy railroad station all alone. I'm feelin' low.

    The story:

    I always suspected that I was mishearing the lyrics but never could make out what they were supposed to be. Finally, nearly twenty years after the original release, I just asked myself what he -should- be saying, and played it over in
    my head one more time, and the sounds at last made sense.

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